Here are two very funny jokes to start you week off with a Smile

First is about; "Marriage and Relationships"

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered; "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in loveand didn't really notice."

Ah Yes the troubles of "marriage and relationships is sometimes a long rocky road to travel

On to our next story we will tell about; "The Prescription"

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said
"Please give me a prescription for the Pill."

I don't think you need the Pill at your age."

"It relaxes me."

"But you know the 'purpose' of the Pill. It's not for relaxing," exclaimed the physician

"I know," said Mrs. Ogden,
but my daughter dates, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed.


I do hope this will bring a smile on your face
and a Good start to your week


YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS

It seems to me
funny to see
I am not dead Yet!

After being alive,
Almost 65!
Here I be!

All the naysayers
The ones predicting the end of the world as we know it

Sure had a supprise back in 2000!

So each morn
I wake up to a little birds song
I find wonder in it all!

For each day that arives
I thank God I am alive
AND I AM NOT DEAD YET!

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Today's funny story falls under "be care full what you wish for"



Once upon a time a man was walking down the street.
He saw an ancient oil lamp in an ash can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it.

Sure enough, out popped a genie.
"Master, I shall now grant you one wish."

The man spoke, his eyes bulging with desire.
"I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life!"

The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.


always becarefull what ya wish for!
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

After Jonathan James Sweat, 18, crashed his SUV into the headquarters of Florida State Attorney, he failed three field sobriety tests, according to Gainesville police.

Sweat offered cops a rather standard line: "I wasn't drunk."
But his alibi, according the police report,
was unique: "[He]stated that all he did was smoke some marijuana."

Offering that info to a cop? Brilliant! Congratulations Jonathan, you are our Dumb Criminal of the Day! And you now have a shot at becoming our esteemed Dumb Criminal of the Week, if our readers vote you in.

Sweat was charged with driving under the influence and damaging property.

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Note this is copied from the site True TV you are welcomed to visit their site for voting and some funny reading. I will continue to post from their site as much as I can for your amusement

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN
You can go there and read all the articles they have even the old archives

One day, an old guy gets on a bus.
Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.
"What you staring at, old man?
Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"

Oh oh! Seems like pop outwitted the dumbwitted
BIG DEAN