After praying nonstop for eight years,
God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done!"

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done!"

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

The college student reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet-Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on?
"I finished the exam in half and hour; But I'm rechecking my answers."

HAVE A GREAT ONE
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

I am sitting here thinking
What a wonderful day for living
The little birds outside my window singing
What a wonderful day for life!

The sun in the morning which is free to you and me Cool breezes at night
Filled with heavens delight
The beautiful stars and moon fill my mind with wonders galore
That want me to come back for More! More More!

So you see In a world so filled with troubles all around;
the ones who try to tear you down
Just like the sun and the moon rise up and start each day a new. With a smile on your face and a song in your heart;
Spread the love and you will say
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY FOR LIFE"

Have a Great day
YOUR FRIENDS
BIG DEAN AND THE GANG

IN HONOR OF MY MY MOTHER AND TO ALL THE MOTHERS,GRANDMAS AND GREATGRANDMAS (ETC)
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

From the bottom of my heart
I hope you enjoyed this wonderful day named just for you
That you were with family I truly do
Sometimes I wonder where us "Men" would be Without a Good Women To put up with me
To give up her being Body and Soul
To a Man whom she does not really know.
To raise a Family, That is truly a wonder
To help lead a Child is Gods true course
And Family is Gods true reward!
May you enjoy time with your family this Mothers day
Remembering those who have passed away
I wish to Honor all who have taken on this task
Passed present and the future
God bless and keep you in the Palm of His Holy Hands(This was my mother's favorite Irish prayer.)
As well as mine for you
WITH BEST WISHES
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Here's one that 'll spark your mind a thinking

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother.

One night, the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs
dressed to go out to a party wearing a see-through blouse
without a bra.

Her grandmother told her to go back upstairs and "dress decent".

"No, I want to show off my rosebuds!" she said and bounded out the door.

The next day, the granddaughter came outside to find her grandmother on the porch wearing a see-through blouse without a bra.

"Grandmother! What are you doing? A couple of other friends are coming over any time now!
Please go change your blouse, I'm so embarrassed!"

"No. If you can show off them rosebuds then I can show off my hanging baskets."

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN