Dangerous Halloween Children's Costumes are catching Fire in tests.
Many Parents believe That Fire-Resistant or Fire-Retardant
means they will protect their Child from being burned.
THEY WILL NOT!

A Report I just saw on the news says the must be
FIRE-PROOF
To really protect your child from fire!
Make sure before you place that costume(s)on yourself
or your child they say they are
FIRE-PROOF!

Give your child a Flashlight and be sure that you are near
or he/she travels in a group Safety First
and a very HAPPY HALLOWEEN
To all my little friends
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN ARIANNA,
AND ALL THE BACK ALLEY GANG

NOTE A child received severe Burns to her body from a "fire Resistant
Costume last year and is still suffering! Please this is very important PROTECT YOUR CHILD FROM SUFFERING FROM BURNS
B.D.

Ray dies and finds himself before the pearly gates of Heaven.
St. Peter tells him that he cannot enter yet because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a dumb, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Ray decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So, off he goes with this woman, pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Marcus up ahead..... with an even uglier woman.
When he asks what’s going on, Marcus replies “I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.” They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.Now Marcus, Ray, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Russell up ahead. This man is with an absolutely gorgeous woman. Stunned, Marcus and Ray approach the man and discover it is their friend Russell. They ask him how it is he’s with this unbelievable goddess, while they’re stuck with these god-awful women. Russell replies, “I have no idea, but I’m definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can’t seem to understand. Every time we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself,

“Damn income taxes!”

Hope you enjoyed this one.
have a great day
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"

She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.

Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old ass?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered Suicide or Homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED TODAYS BLOG.
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Two buddies are fishing,but
they haven't caught anything all day.

Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him, "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
The other fisherman replies, "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
They thank him and go on their way.

15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other, "Fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some.

"Nope. Still salty."

30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.

"Nope, still salty."

One hour later they check again.

"Nope. Still salty."

"This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty."

"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost EMPTY!."